The SANTOS SISTERS Return in an All-New Epic three-issue adventure!
Portland, OR — This latest wacky Santos Sisters tale begins as the Santos Sisters bust a drug gang that is using an old, abandoned house as a hideout because it’s rumored to be haunted. Well it turns out that it is haunted! But there’s also a rumor of a treasure box of jewels, old coins and diamonds and – ghosts or no ghosts – the girls stick around after the police leave with their prisoners.
And there is a treasure box… but chasing the ethereal spirit that runs off with the booty leads our girls down the rabbit hole as they follow the glowing green apparition into a closet that wasn’t there a few minutes ago.
Landing in the mysterious LAND OF NOD, the girls begin a technicolor odyssey into a wilderness of the subconscious where the rules of physics and logic are bent, subverted, and convoluted in an ever more dangerous (but amusing) way.
Teaming up with a monstrous-looking, but irresistible mysterious “mysteryman” with an oddly elongated, orange head that spews flames and says just the darndest things, they hitch a ride on a ghostly train, follow a wandering trail of happy socks, battle Energy balls of pure Fubar, find buffalo nickels with three legs, see a car being driven by a chair, and eat some rather nasty Brussels sprout flavored ice cream. Along the way, the girls meet King Cotton, Madame Spidergarden, a cannibal Cabin Boy, a Barber shop quartet of third world dictators and even wave goodbye to Tom from My-Space.
As the sisters and their mysterious companion venture deeper into this stranger-than-strange strange land, a bunch of unsettling questions begin to mount: Will Ambar and Alana ever find their way back to Las Brisas? What if the Mystery Train offers no destination? Is meeting the Cannibal Cabin Boy a stroke of luck or a formal invitation to a dinner? Is the treasure they seek worth the price of never coming home? Find out this August in the SANTOS SISTERS ONE BIG FUN SPECIAL MINI SERIES Special Mini Series #1.
NOTE: This issue is featuring a special new guest co-writer helping us out with a few tips and edits: a 32nd degree Metabaron, dynamite juggler, borderline genius, ranking field marshal of surrealism and the man who proved the earth is flat, Mr. Bob Burden.
Product Details & Availability
The debut issue features two distinct covers:
Cover A: Illustrated by Greg & Fake
Cover B: Variant illustrated by Bob Burden
Detail
Information
Retail Price
$5.00
Final Order Cutoff (FOC)
June 1, 2026
Release Date
August 26, 2026
Distribution
Lunar Distribution
Cover A – G+F
FLOATING WORLD COMICS: Located in the heart of Portland, Floating World Comics is a premier destination for underground, independent, and avant-garde graphic narratives.
Pre-order your copies through Lunar Distribution today.
About Author
