BAD IDEA, who garnered universal praise and literally no negative opinions last year, is not content to have simply perfected comics. Something even their haters, which they have none, agree they did.

Despite claiming to have launched their last comic – a baffling move they called ‘BAD IDEA is over’ – they have seemingly not stopped working, albeit in a non-comics related field. Today, BAD IDEA announced that, after “tremendous hard work and great sacrifice”, their “crack team of food science adjacent personnel working at BAD IDEA Labs” have perfected a staple of the American confectionary diet. BAD IDEA has created the ‘Perfect Donut’. And, in their words, “have attained a previously thought impossible taste to mass ratio. Twice the taste per bite of any previously known donut. It literally tastes like you’re eating two donuts at the same time.”

BAD IDEA further claims to have received stunning praise for its donut from globally renowned news outlets, food critics and celebrity chefs, among others, though they provide no proof and we can’t find any evidence that any of them have ever heard of BAD IDEA let alone reviewed their new donut. They also claim to have received the much sought after and venerated 3-star Michelle Lin certification despite it not actually working that way (restaurants receive the stars, not individual dishes). As such, we are providing the list of accolades below only after careful consultation with our legal team who plan to cite today’s date as a defense at the slightest hint of trouble.

A triumph! Single handedly elevates the donut to the Mount Rushmore of the culinary arts. Are we still saying Mount Rushmore or is that…you know?
– The New York Times

Thank fuck they stopped making comics.
– Gordon Ramsey

3 stars, I guess…
– Michelle Lin

To die for!
Jonathan Gold, 1960-2018

Pack your knives, Bad Idea, and get out, you’re off the show…because you should be working in the finest restaurant in the world!
– Top Chef

Kitchen stadium welcomes a new Iron Chef American. Bad Idea Donuts.
– Iron Chef

It’s su testy! I lufe-a it. Bork Bork Bork!
– Swedish Chef

They’re doing what now?
Robert Young, owner and operator of SC Comic Con

For those interested in experiencing BAD IDEA’s ‘Perfect Donut’ for themselves, BAD IDEA will be appearing next weekend, April 8th and 9th, at SC Comic Con with a special BAD IDEA Donuts pop-up. BAD IDEA’s ‘Perfect Donut’ will be available while supplies last, is strictly limited to one-per-customer, comes in a high-end, luxury gift box and is accompanied by an exclusive comic book – BAD IDEA DONUTS PRESENTS: BUNSEN BEAVER AND HIS PAL TREE – featuring two brand-new stories by Robert Venditti, Juan José Ryp, Rich Koslowski, David Lapham, and introducing Disney Animation superstar Corey Wolfe to the world of comics.

When pressed for more on the exclusive comic BAD IDEA provided the following statement, “Don’t worry about that. Focus on the donut, not the hole.”

Disclaimer
Despite being written in the third person this is in fact a message directly from, and written by, the employees of BAD IDEA. As such, any credibility derived from the third person perspective is purely coincidental.

APRIL 8th – 9th 2022
***  BAD IDEA DONUTS PRESENTS: BUNSEN BEAVER AND HIS PAL TREE ***
BUNSEN BEAVER IN THESE MODERN TIMES
Written by ROBERT VENDITTI
Art by JUAN JOSÉ RYP & RICH KOSLOWSKI
THE ADVENTURES OF TREE
Written by ROBERT VENDITTI
Art by DAVID LAPHAM
Cover by CARLOS VALENTI & COREY WOLFE
A FREE WITH DONUT ONE SHOT | NOW WITH ADS
$20.00 EACH  |  24 PGS.  |  ONLY ON SALE AT SC COMIC CON, APRIL 8th-9th

Remember, if BAD IDEA wasn’t over (as we know it), it would mean no variants, no trades, no digital, select stores, perennially available Not First Printings and no more than two-ish comics a month – just monthly comics, sold in comic book shops. Goodbye, troubles. Hello, BAD IDEA SIMPLICITY™.

Wanna get in while the gettin’s good with Bad Idea?  You simply have to visit a Bad Idea “Destination Store” — one of the 200 and counting comic shops around the world that have joined our independent network of direct-distribution retail partners — to pick up all the glorious BAD IDEA books every first Wednesday of the month. (Or pre-order in advance to make sure you secure your copy.)

We’ve made it even easier, too. To locate a Bad Idea retailer near you and then pre-order any and every Bad Idea title, simply click here and fill out the little form

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BAD IDEA, who garnered universal praise and literally no negative opinions last year, is not content to have simply perfected comics. Something even their haters, which they have none, agree they did. Despite claiming to have launched their last comic - a baffling move they called 'BAD IDEA is over'...